i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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