Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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