Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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