I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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