The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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