what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
All the doctor said was why
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
