yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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