The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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