If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
He had one of those small greek statue penises
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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