Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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