I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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