Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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