So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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