He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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