she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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