Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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