sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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