This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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