im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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