Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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