So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Damn victory sex feels great
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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