i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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