8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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