I think i peed on brittanys purse
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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