I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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