Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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