Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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