Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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