I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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