Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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