K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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