Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
organizing the empties. That sober.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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