So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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