just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just threw up on my dentist
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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