No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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