what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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