I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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