normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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