I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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