New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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