Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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