Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
