you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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