No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
