She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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