So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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