grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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