I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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