Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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