:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Randomize
