SEEEEXXX PLEASE
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he had hair everywhere except his balls
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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