Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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