your room smells of hookers.
And success
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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