You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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