just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
