yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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